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Why did I cross the road?
There was nothing on the other side.
Why must every hand that I shake explode?
And every face be custard-pied?

It's just a bad joke
Just a bad joke

So why such a long face?
I'm sure you've heard how this one goes:
I sent a dozen roses to my ex's place
But she hasn't got a nose

I feel like I've been set-up, just to be punched down
And since I walked into that bar, with the rabbi and that priest, I've felt like such a clown.

So take my life, no seriously,
Just take it
Take my life, no seriously just take it

Who moved the manhole cover?
No one said my laces were undone.
How many women does it take to screw me over?
Just the one.

I'll always be the straight man
Never be the other half
I'll never have a mother-in-law
And there'll be no-one there to laugh

So take my life, no seriously,
Just take it
Take my life, no seriously just take it

Ha ha ha haha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha haha
Ha ha ha haha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha haha

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from Dudley And His Magic Pants EP, released October 19, 2012
Words by Reggie Chamberlain-King
Music by Martin White
Recorded and mixed by Jonathan Clayton at Onecat Studio, Brixton, UK

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The Mystery Fax Machine Orchestra London, UK

Orchestral novelty-prog.

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Based in London, we've been going since 2007. The line-up is around twenty four players.

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